Saint Patrick’s Day is a celebration or a festivity which is enjoyed in many countries all over the world on 17th of March every year. On this day people feast on green colored dishes as well as they drink only beer such as Guinness. All the people, be it a woman or a man, are dressed in attires which are green in color.
As the occasion of Saint Patrick’s day is full of fun activities that the people do, why should we shy away from the St. Patrick’s Day Jokes? This is the reason why we are offering you the best jokes related to the festival of St. Patrick’s day which is all green and full of fun!
Some of the best jokes that you can share with your kids, friends, and relatives have been provided below. So, have a look and select the best ones to share with your loved ones!
Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Reilly is walking through a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription “Here lies a politician and an honest man.”
‘Faith now,’ exclaims Reilly, ‘I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave.
‘O’Toole and his wife are in bed one night and they hear the neighbor’s dog is barking its head off in the garden. Somewhat disturbed by the noise, O’Toole explodes, ‘Botheration and that!’ and storms off downstairs.
He comes back upstairs five minutes later and his wife asks, ‘What did you do, O’Toole?’
O’Toole replies with a wide grin, ‘I’ve put the dog in our garden so I did, now let’s see how they like it.’ Best Irish Jokes
Donncha is shocked at finding out all his cows are suffering from “Bluetongue.” ‘Bejabbers,’ Donncha murmurs, ‘I didn’t even know they had mobile phones.’
Gallagher is in Boston and he is waiting patiently, also, he is watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing.
The cop stops the flow of traffic and shouts, ‘Okay pedestrians’. Then he allows the traffic to pass. He did this several times, and Gallagher is still standing on the sidewalk.
After the cop has shouted ‘Pedestrians’ for the tenth time, Gallagher approaches him and says, ‘Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?’
‘Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?’ asked President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
‘Do we now?’ came New York Mayor Al Smith’s reply.
Finnegan sells Michael a donkey, some weeks later they met in a pub in Killarney and Michael says, ‘Hey, Finnegan, that donkey you sold me went and died.’
Finnegan just sips his Guinness slowly and retorts, ‘Bejabbers, Michael, it never done that on me.’
Murphy lost a hundred dollars on the Melbourne Cup, a famous Australian horserace. He also lost another hundred on the television replay.
Kieran O’Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of the bed, he shot off his big toe.
‘Thank the Lord I wasn’t sleeping at the other end of the bed,’ Kieran said to his friends in Donegal’s pub. ‘I would have blown my head off.’
O’Gara was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery.
After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, ‘Not guilty.’
‘That’s grand,’ shouted O’Gara, ‘Does that mean I get to keep the money?’
‘Ah, that was a lovely dress,’ announced Colleen, ‘and it would have fitted me if I could have got into it, so it would.’
On the bus, Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his backWill and Guy’s Irish Jokes
‘What’s in the bag?’ asked Paddy
‘I’m not going to tell’, replied Murphy
‘Go on, do.’ pleaded Paddy.
‘Ah, all right then, it’s ducks.’ announced Murphy
‘If I guess how many ducks you have in the bag, will you give me one of them?’ enquired Paddy
‘Look’, said Murphy, ‘If you guess the correct number, I’ll give you both of them.’
‘Five!’ said Paddy triumphantly.